you do things to my heart

hjlaulis:

Aren’t these two just darling? Pittsburgh 5/21/12

Kitten Meets Hedgehog [x]

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

woozypuppies:

How they handle the haters at UW Stout

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

beezelump:

Hi can I slap like 85% of my fucking campus with this photoset please.

(Source: wadniewsti)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

xekstrin:

I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are

you are and I love you

stfusexists:

faineemae:

queenofadodi:

Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

Super relevant. 

(Source: morenamagia)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

GOD, YOU’RE LIKE A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN. IT’S ALL ME ME ME.

bubonickitten to her cat (via mizjtoz)     

count-the-shad0ws:

you can see Phil wondering why he chose Dan for a flatmate

(Source: petrichor-and-holy-water)

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

(Source: thievinggenius)