Aren’t these two just darling? Pittsburgh 5/21/12
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
Hi can I slap like 85% of my fucking campus with this photoset please.
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be an issue?
you’re my hero
I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are
you are and I love you
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
you can see Phil wondering why he chose Dan for a flatmate
“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.